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Name:
DaRealBrittneyH
Relationship Status:
Talkin To Someone
Birthday:
July 28, 1986
Current City:
Portsmouth
Hometown:
VA
Political Views:
ummm i want retirement
Religious Views:
Spiritual
Website:
www.brittneyhorton.com

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thefandomtolllbooth:

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

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via -seniaa 7 hours ago- Monday July 14, 2014 at 2:38am · Like · View Post
Remember #StayClassy

Remember #StayClassy

In this post: #stayclassy
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via miyabailey 9 hours ago- Monday July 14, 2014 at 12:49am · Like · View Post
smoothglenn:

swolizard:

They’re honestly shitting on the game in this pic


Smooth bosses

smoothglenn:

swolizard:

They’re honestly shitting on the game in this pic

Smooth bosses

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via smoothglenn 9 hours ago- Monday July 14, 2014 at 12:44am · Like · View Post · High Quality
tenderhearts:

Oh my.

tenderhearts:

Oh my.

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via tenderhearts 18 hours ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 4:25pm · Like · View Post · High Quality

onlylxxxve:

freshprincesubs:

Credit: Aaron Williams
Instagram: @ajwilldesign
Website: www.ajwilldesign.com

Love it!!! I wanna see Jazz too.

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via tenderhearts 18 hours ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 4:17pm · Like · View Post
nosdrinker:

:’)

nosdrinker:

:’)

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via blvck-hippieg 20 hours ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 2:20pm · Like · View Post · High Quality

mandopony:

castielcampbell:

the-more-u-know:

amroyounes:

Whenever your faith in people is lost, remember these pictures.

This needs more notes. 37k is not enough

this is a post that deserves to be broken. One day I would like nothing more than too see this has too many notes.

People are still good. For some reason the negativity is all we pay attention to, but there are still good things happening in the world. We just need to be reminded of that once in a while.

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via blvck-hippieg 20 hours ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 2:18pm · Like · View Post
I’m going to miss @wontonsan love you boo!!

I’m going to miss @wontonsan love you boo!!

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via shekkydafirstone 23 hours ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 10:44am · Like · View Post
youngblackandvegan:

jujubee58:

queertrees:

geekygothgirl:

verycuriousnocure:

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur awarded by then President Charles de Gaulle.
Our loss, U.S.A….

If you don’t admire the shit out of J. Baker, who was also pretty openly bisexual and adopted NINETEEN children in addition to the badassery mentioned above, I want you to go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

um she was also a huge civil rights activist and her refusal to perform for segregated audiences at major clubs that were fallin over themselves to book her helped de-segregate vegas performance venues
aaaand she had a pet cheetah

The best thing she ever did was leave the US

the US didn’t deserve a woman like her
it still doesn’t deserve the amazing black women within it’s borders

youngblackandvegan:

jujubee58:

queertrees:

geekygothgirl:

verycuriousnocure:

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur awarded by then President Charles de Gaulle.

Our loss, U.S.A….

If you don’t admire the shit out of J. Baker, who was also pretty openly bisexual and adopted NINETEEN children in addition to the badassery mentioned above, I want you to go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

um she was also a huge civil rights activist and her refusal to perform for segregated audiences at major clubs that were fallin over themselves to book her helped de-segregate vegas performance venues

aaaand she had a pet cheetah

The best thing she ever did was leave the US

the US didn’t deserve a woman like her

it still doesn’t deserve the amazing black women within it’s borders

2052 people liked this.
via shekkydafirstone 23 hours ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 10:43am · Like · View Post

wreckamic:

Phylicia Rashad (Allen) = STUNNING

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via dejesustymestwo 1 day ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 3:43am · Like · View Post
nerdyandnatural:

aravenhairedmaiden:

trebaolofarabia:

zehymen:

im fucking crying

I…I am officially too old for this shit.

people are stupid sometimes I swear. I saw this pic on my dash and bloggers were all upset. that shit is embarrassing 

Somedays I really worry about the internet

nerdyandnatural:

aravenhairedmaiden:

trebaolofarabia:

zehymen:

im fucking crying

I…I am officially too old for this shit.

people are stupid sometimes I swear. I saw this pic on my dash and bloggers were all upset. that shit is embarrassing 

Somedays I really worry about the internet

46209 people liked this.
via nerdyandnatural 1 day ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 3:42am · Like · View Post




Two childhood friends unexpectedly reunite on opposite sides of a demonstration in 1972

Just imagine the pain…

This is such an amazing photograph

Oh my god ..

Two childhood friends unexpectedly reunite on opposite sides of a demonstration in 1972

Just imagine the pain…

This is such an amazing photograph

Oh my god ..

(Source: spaceoid)

449733 people liked this.
via steffymfaggy 1 day ago- Sunday July 13, 2014 at 3:39am · Like · View Post

nnodebeiloabachie:

blvcksyrup:

aadnaloy:

nnodebeiloabachie:

quanna78:

She goes hard!!! 🙌

WHATTT??? damn!

💃 #practice

HAANNNDDSS

Forever reblog

2658 people liked this.
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